Duff man

slipknaughty:

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing

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swimminginmainstream:

held a door open for a girl today and didn’t even get a blowjob. so tired of getting friend zoned.

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fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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payton-layne:

GIVEAWAY!!

Hello there, hockey fans! So, as promised, here is part 1 of the giveaway I’m doing. In this one you will be entering to receive this Patrick Kane shirt. It was purchased through shop.nhl.com and it’s a size Medium. (Please note: this has been worn once)

RULES and DETAILS:

  • If you win, you must be okay with giving out a mailing address so I can ship the shirt to you.
  • You can enter by both favoriting and reblogging. 
  • You can enter as many times as you’d like.
  • You don’t have to be following me to win, but it’d be pretty cool if you did!
  • The winner will be chosen based off of a random number generator.
  • Finally, this giveaway is worldwide! No, you will not be responsible to pay for shipping, so happy early birthday to you!

This contest will end JULY 31st at 10:00 PM PST! Good luck to everyone! Be sure to check out part 2 of this giveaway if you’re interested!

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payton-layne:

GIVEAWAY!!!

Hello there, hockey fans! So, as promised, here is part 2 of the giveaway I’m doing. In this one you will be entering to receive this Tyler Seguin shirt. It was purchased through shop.nhl.com and it’s a size Medium. (Please note: this has been worn once)

RULES and DETAILS:

  • You must be okay with giving out a mailing address so I can ship the shirt to you if you win.
  • You can enter by both favoriting and reblogging. 
  • You can enter as many times as you’d like.
  • You don’t have to be following me, but it’d be pretty cool if you did!
  • The winner will be chosen based off of a random number generator.
  • Finally, this giveaway is worldwide! No, you will not be responsible for paying for shipping, so happy early birthday to you!

This contest will end JULY 31st at 10:00 PM PST! Good luck to everyone! Be sure to check out part 1 of this giveaway if you’re interested!

(via backlund-in-black)

payton-layne:

GIVEAWAY!!

Hello there, hockey fans! So, as promised, here is part 1 of the giveaway I’m doing. In this one you will be entering to receive this Patrick Kane shirt. It was purchased through shop.nhl.com and it’s a size Medium. (Please note: this has been worn once)

RULES and DETAILS:

  • If you win, you must be okay with giving out a mailing address so I can ship the shirt to you.
  • You can enter by both favoriting and reblogging. 
  • You can enter as many times as you’d like.
  • You don’t have to be following me to win, but it’d be pretty cool if you did!
  • The winner will be chosen based off of a random number generator.
  • Finally, this giveaway is worldwide! No, you will not be responsible to pay for shipping, so happy early birthday to you!

This contest will end JULY 31st at 10:00 PM PST! Good luck to everyone! Be sure to check out part 2 of this giveaway if you’re interested!

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Shrek La Shrek

ben-bendraws:

smoxz:

starcre8tor:

No trust me….you will gain 10000 life points..
Just. Listen.  [x]

i went into this expecting to not be disaponted and i was right.

HOLY HELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTEDLY GOOD

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bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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waffle-os:

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

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nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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sportlifeon:

Half the surface of the water

sportlifeon:

Half the surface of the water

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stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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lifeweightsandpavement:

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squishyslut:

found this on fb thought you guys’d like it. original link

maybe the doctors should take some time off and let natural selection do it’s work

This is gold…

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smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

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